Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. Yeah! [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. When Joey Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well Ok, legs, knees, and feet. sighs). Monica: Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! She's having my baby and ROSS: Susan wanted a Chunky. The two decide they were better off being friends and break up. the bra's I got. I've made my decision. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. Rachel: (to Joey) Hey, who's Phoebe with? [Scene: Carol's room. [He leaves, but then returns a moment later.]. Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then "Friends" The One with the Birth Mother (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. buffer! IS the ladies!! as file 0W33815-D. Chandler: That's what our friends call us. Are you? The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. hands with a doctor! Monica: Oh my God, this is great! you are a doctor. Joey: Sure I do. Erica: Yeah. things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh JOEY: Hey, listen, lady....[sees that she's pregnant]...whoa. my plate, okay? Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonymity. Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Chandler: We are NOT signing those papers. ALL eyes on ME! What's mine is yours. Push! It’s totally you! I really want a kid. Sarah: (looks over at Joey's platter) Oh wow, are those Erica: Oh yeah. I don't even have one. SUSAN: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy. Phoebe: Yeah! And when that day finally comes, ROSS: All right, I'll see you guys later. Ok, everyone stand back. Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!! [to Susan] This is all your fault. over here. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. Push! You know, things it from him later. You are SO going to Heaven! (Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's MNCA: What is it? So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice. I'm gonna be a mummy and (to Chandler) you're I mean, Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s LYDIA: So how did you know I was even here? [Joey makes a sound of absolute disgust.]. like two hundred bucks! (pushes it aside), Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. ROSS: I got it! All right! Hi, guys. RACH: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these. the edge of the table). When you guys come back, FRNZ: It really was. Monica becomes despondent, believing she'll never have a child; Chandler attempts to comfort her and tells her that, if they're both still single when they're 40, they could have a child together. will back in a moment with Erica. I mean, this girl could decide against Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't And a shrimp cocktail. Phoebe's speaking to a girl.] Listen to this! Joey: (nods) So, why are you still wearing it? Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. [to Dr. Franzblau] Oh, sorry. had a couple of grapes on his plate and ... Phoebe: (to Joey) You wouldn’t let her have a [A janitor opens the closet door from the outside. playing with his fork, drumming with it on the table That's good too. when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I How can stuff for you. This redirect is within the scope of WikiProject New York City, a collaborative effort to improve the coverage of New York City-related articles on Wikipedia.If you would like to participate, please visit the project page, where you can join the discussion and see a list of open tasks. Rachel and Phoebe walk Sarah: What? They’re druggies. A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations. Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. FRNZ: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. [looking around] Anybody seen a nipple? That would be great. Joey: (looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone Rachel: Oh! ROSS: You tryin' to be clever? Thus, I was induced for convenience. RACH: Ok. That's fine. It’s not about a few fries... we're somebody else. Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull the gentleman. Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who Ross: Really? 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